The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Quotes
I'm not going to wear those freaking things and you can all suck it.
Gail Klosterman
No Tandy! Don't be a hero! The baby! THE BABY!
Carol Pilbasian
Oh I'm just in Cher's tree throwing Cher's bocce balls at Cher's vases.
Melissa Shart
Let's leave before Pat comes back and kills us all or makes us wear those freakin' janky jeans.
Erica
Lewis: I told you he was crazy!
Tandy Miller: Lewis, this isn't a who knew who was crazy when contest and if it was, I won because I knew it all along.
Lewis: Oh please you could not get his jeans on fast enough.
Lewis: I was a surgeon.
Erica: That's amazing! Carol and I, we're pregnant.
Lewis: No no no, for trees. A tree surgeon.
Carol Pilbasian: Have you learned your lesson about not using firearms?
Melissa Scharte: Yes, yes.
Carol Pilbasian: Firearms are not the answer. I stand by that.
Pat Brown: Do you like hair?
Gail Klosterman: What?
Pat Brown: Hair. Do you like it? On guys?
It took me a while to figure out Tandy wasn't a dangerous lunatic but in fact, the man of my dreams.
Carol Pilbasian
Phil: This, my friend, is full of active fart.
Mike: So, you farted into a jar and you saved it?
Phil: This is not some whimsical pursuit, Mike. This is a valid scientific experiment. And an important one at that. How long can a fart retain its unique smell composition in a sealed jar?
Ugh, you just don't get it. That's thirty years of science down the tubes.
Phil
Todd. Erica. Full disclosure, I have had a baker's dozen wines but I think I'm seeing something kinda on the spectacular side out here. Can I get a little confirma-doodle-do on this?
Gail
