The Last Man on Earth Quotes

I have a story about leaving a note. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drive into a rock. I don’t know why but I looked up and saw this plume of smoke and it was Carol. She saved me and the only reason that Carol showed up there was because of those signs. Those alive in Tucson signs. The signs that I was positive nobody would ever see.

Tandy Miller

I'm sorry you're sad. I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you. You're the only thing that matters to me in this world and I'm here for you.

Melissa

Carol Pilbasian: It scared the beetlejuice out of me and nobody say that again twice.
Tandy Miller: Beetlejuice?
Carol Pilbasian: Tandy! We have enough problems here without introducing a troublemaker from the spirit world.

Love can be a category five suck-icane.

Tandy Miller

Frozen pizza! Frozen frozen pizza!

Tandy Miller

My bizzle.

Tandy

We're not family. We're all just a bunch of people who happened to meet at the end of the world.

Gail Klosterman

Tandy, I usually have your back but today you've been a real pain in the front.

Carol Pilbasian

We have a gay population!

Tandy

He's a very fearful person... and he eats cat food.

Lewis

I call it cow-moo-flage.

Carol Pilbasian

Bunch, bunch, few, loaded. Got it.

Tandy Miller

The Last Man on Earth Quotes

Carol: We should go back and get that bomb...
Phil: Carol... I knew you were gonna say that. I don't know how to put a bomb back in that little thingy!
Carol: We're Americans, we put a man on the moon!
Phil: Fine, if you wanna go back and get the bomb, we'll go back and get the bomb.
Carol: That won't be necessary, Phil, it's fine. Just the fact that you offered is good enough for me.

(to herself) Hm. Nice. Could use a little razzmatazz, though. Bam. "Oooh, Carol, where did you get such an expensive T-shirt? In the jewel markets of Monaco?"

Carol

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