The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Quotes
Would a penis compliment make you feel better?
Tandy Miller
Carol: Has anyone seen my mom? She didn't sleep in her bed last night. She said she was going on vacation but she didn't pack a bag and none of her wines are gone.
Erica: Oh don't worry, Gail does that. She'll be back in a couple of days, reeking of booze but she'll be high on life... and some drugs.
Carol: That's such a relief.
You can push me away all you want but I'm going to be like a freaking boomerang, coming right back every time because that's what you do for the people you love.
Todd
If she's been with Todd, I don't touch that bod.
Tandy Miller
You are the gal-dang mom for ding-dong sake, you gal-dang ding-a-ling.
Carol Pilbasian
You leave my beverages out of this!
Gail Klosterman
So wait, what are we talking.. is it hands on a shoulder, leaning on a fence, just generally being tools?
Gail Klosterman
It's like Christmas day and I got all the presents I asked for.
Erica
Your smile is super infectious, like the virus.
Tandy Miller
Gail: Don’t you think adoption papers are a little bit unnecessary?
Carol: I would agree with you 100% on opposite day.
You remind me of her. Not in every way. You drink. You smoke. You swear. You are BAD at crafts, Gail and you run around with young men. I guess really you just remind me of her because of your age.
Carol Pilbasian
So let's get busy getting busy or get busy dying.
Melissa
