See, you don't always know what he's saying, but he always explains himself.

Paige

Happy: Besides, I could take a break from that hat.
Toby: Me and the hat are a packaged deal.
Happy: Not anymore.

People often reject what they can't understand like my Super Fun Guy Opera.

Sylvester

Toby: Just to recap we came here to do two years worth of work in two days.
Walter: And now we only have two hours.

He's very enthusiastic.

Ralph

Son, regular people need to get a sense of closure when they say goodbye to a loved one. They need something to say goodbye to. If you can grasp that now, maybe someday you will.

Cabe

It's like sending Seabiscuit to give pony rides.

Happy

Walter: She's not mine to let go because we're friends. We're coworkers.
Toby: That's right. That's my mistake. I keep forgetting because of the way you look, feel, and talk about her.

Don't use humor on a date because you're not funny.

Toby

I am taking responsibility for saying no to a date with a great guy.

Linda

A physical advantage will eventually wane in face of superior intellect.

Walter

There are monkeys everywhere!

Sylvester