Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 5 Episode 3: "Diablo!" Quotes
Lucifer: So, you’re telling me that my dickhead twin showed up on Earth, assumed my identity, and then wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life?
Amenadiel: That about covers it, yes.
Burnt coffee and body odor never smelled so good.
Lucifer
Chloe: Lucifer, I am not a gift from God made just for you, right?
Lucifer: Yes.
Dan: I made something for you. It’s just like mine. Huh?
Lucifer: Why on Earth would I want that?
Lucifer: But Detective, you’re the only reason I’m here.
Chloe: Apparently, you’re the only reason I’m here.
Linda: So, you left Amenadiel in hell?
Lucifer: Really, doctor? An evil twin, the detective finding out she’s a gift from God, and that’s the part you’re stuck on.
Linda: Amenadiel. The father of my child.
Lucifer, when you come back unexpectedly and casually drop celestial bombs on the people in your life, you have to expect some shock, some anger, some frustration.
Linda
Lucifer: What, so if I give people the opportunity, they’ll tell me what to do?
Linda: Exactly. Like, bring back my baby’s daddy from Hell.
Lucifer: Would you rather that I was Michael?
Maze: Either. He left me in the closet, but you…. You went to Hell without me. You left me!
Lucifer: Good news. Linda’s fine, and Maze is, well, Maze. And I figured out how to fix things between us.
Chloe: Oh, how’s that?
Lucifer: Well, you’re going to tell me what to do.
Chloe: Ah. Well, I’m sure that makes sense to someone.
Chloe: Um, what are you doing with this idiot?
Dancer: Well, he was going to come with or without me, and at least if I’m here, I can keep him safe.
I know you’re trying to push me away. I brought curiosity to that, and I realize you’re just in a projective state, ‘cause you’re feeling vulnerable right now, and that’s pretty damn scary.
Dan
