This cosmic impotence, the knowledge that you’re the plaything of a cruel, uncaring God, the suffocating feeling that everything you’ve ever accomplished is meaningless… You’re the perfect person to ask about these things, Daniel.

Lucifer

Linda: Maze, you know I’m not going anywhere, right?
Maze: Maybe not on purpose, but you’re gonna drop dead in what? Five years?
Linda: How old do you think I am?

Dan: I’m trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man.
Lucifer: Well, then you should probably move even further away.

Is it bullshit? I don’t know.... I don’t care. ‘Cause losing Charlotte made me realize we have so little control over our lives. I was so pissed about it for so long, but this… it keeps my mind positive, and it helps me.

Dan

Michael: Maybe it wasn’t just the rebellion that was my suggestion. What else? What about your little sexcapade in the garden, or… oh, your vacation here to Earth.
Lucifer: That’s impossible.

Lucifer: Why?
Michael: Because all our lives, you thought that you were better than me. The great Lucifer Morningstar, but you’re not, are you? You’re just Samael.

Lucifer: I get it, Detective. You’re struggling with feeling like you can’t cope. Well, welcome to the bloody club!
Chloe: You have no right to yell at me. Our situations are nothing alike. You are an angel. You deal with celestial craziness all the time. I am just a person, Lucifer.

Lucifer Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Burnt coffee and body odor never smelled so good.

Lucifer

Lucifer: So, you’re telling me that my dickhead twin showed up on Earth, assumed my identity, and then wreaked all sorts of havoc on my life?
Amenadiel: That about covers it, yes.