The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 2 Quotes
You're no god! You're a farm animal! You're a farm animal!
The Beast
Eliot: Use a first year spell to stop the Beast? That sounds like suicide.
Margo: Which I've already tried today, and, no thank you.
Reynard: I'm impressed. You have talent.
Marina: I bet that's what you say to all the girls before you rape them, kill them, and eat their hearts.
Don't fret. If Reynard had killed Marina, don't you think there'd be a lot of Marina bits lying around?
The Beast
You just had to let him save you, huh? You're such a girl.
Margo
Fen: Curses are tricky.
Penny: You don't say.
Fen: They usually end once they've run their course. And not before.
Penny: That doesn't help us. This one seems to want to run its course until they're all dead.
Quentin: Wait, the cottage was here, right?
Alice: [Uses magic to check] It's not invisible. It's just...not.
Margo: Aw, shit. Right. End of semester prank to ditch the first year losers. I should have remembered. It was my idea.
Penny: Are you...? I hate all of you. I hate all of you.
Penny: Ow!
Professor Sunderland: Sorry [she tightens the ropes on his hands]. The spell says they have to be tight.
Penny: Do they have to be behind me? I feel like I'm getting busted.
The Beast: You're doomed. Which I might find amusing except it's likely to get me killed. And for what?
Julia: Because no matter what I'm going to hold onto--
The Beast: [interrupts] If you say humanity, you will learn I can vomit nonstop for two hours.
Well, I guess life is about new experiences, and I've never been pussy-whipped. So...
Eliot
The Beast: [sings while eating ice cream]
Marina: Did you scrape him off the Cabaret floor?
Julia: Reynard is targeting Hedges.
Marina: Right. So the answer is to have Michael Buble kidnap me and then use me as bait?
Dean Fogg: Fillory is very real.
Professor Sunderland: Ooooookay. And this is going to be on the syllabus next semester?
Dean Fogg: We shall see.
