Still Up
Fridays on Apple TV+Still Up Quotes
When you put what you want out into the Universe, the Universe answers.
Christine
Lisa: Listen, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. You know, you can be spontaneous. You can talk from the heart.
Danny: I can barely talk from the mouth.
Danny: I’m thinking of contacting Amy. In your honest opinion, how long do you have to wait to text a girl after you accidentally cut off their finger?
Lisa: Oh, I’d say five…hundred years.
Danny: So you’re there. Let’s see your room. What’s it like?
Lisa: Can you imagine Buzz Lightyear’s coffin?
Veggie: I’ll miss you.
Lisa: Of course you will because I’m amazing.
Lisa: You are so incredible. You are incapable of saying a bad word about her. I mean, honestly, if someone had cheated behind my back with three people, I would so not be defending them the way you are.
Danny: I’m sorry, what did you say? Did you say three people?
These zoomy, skypy type meetings, they’re hard enough as it is. But now? I can’t freestyle my way through with all those faces looking at me. I feel like I’m being tried for a crime in a dystopian future.
Danny
Veggie: When I want to relax, I just shut my eyes and imagine I’m in a nice, hot bath.
Lisa: I hate baths. You just lie there in your own filth like a hippo.
Veggie: That’s why every time I have a bath, I always have a shower afterward.
Lisa: That’s ridiculous. That’s just doubling the time it takes to wash. Why not just have a shower?
Veggie: Because I like having a bath and sitting in my filth like a hippo.
Lisa: No wonder there’s no hot water left for me in the morning.
Never let the bastards win, Lisa.
Aunt Em
Lisa: Hey.
Danny: Hello.
Lisa: Okay, spill it.
Danny: What?
Lisa: Well, you’ve obviously got something you want to tell me, so out with it.
Danny: How did you get all that from just hello?
Lisa: Because I’m fluent in Danny.
Lisa: So, is that your plan for the next month? Every time he’s outside, you’re just going to crawl around in the dark?
Danny: Yeah, I’m committed now. And, you know, on the bright side, think of all the money I’ll save on lightbulbs.
Lisa: I saw this ad for some new pills called Snoozers. Extra strength for proper insomniacs. I should see if I can get some while I’m here.
Danny: No, don’t. They don’t knock you out. They just make everything taste like cabbage.
