Still Up
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Amy: You were watching me sleep.
Danny: I was standing…yeah. Okay. Sure. I was, but not in like in a creepy way.
Amy: But is there a non-creepy way to watch a woman sleep?
Danny: You’re great with Poppy.
Veggie: Yeah.
Danny: You’ve got a steady job, haven’t you, which is great in this economy. You own your own home.
Veggie: Good sense of humor?
Danny: You own your own home. And you’re Veggie, most importantly. You know, there’s only one of those, and he’s standing right here.
Veggie: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Danny, for everything.
Veggie: Sorry for just turning up. I was out for a run and somehow just ended up here.
Danny: You ran here?
Veggie: Actually, I’m running to the moon.
Danny: I think you’ve taken a wrong turn.
Veggie: No, sorry, no. I mean, it’s about 384,000 miles from here to the moon. My aim is to run that many miles by the time I’m 60.
Amy: You’re a weird little dude, aren’t you?
Danny: Well, it has been said.
Cab Driver: That your girlfriend, is it?
Danny: What? Ah, sorry, no, we’re just, we’re mates.
Cab Driver: Yeah, if you say so.
David: You can borrow my bicycle if you like.
Danny: Thank you, David, but I don’t think that’s going to get me there quick enough.
David: You can take the basket off.
Danny: Right. Wait, does that make it faster?
David: I don’t know. I’ve never taken the basket off before.
Please, brain, let me do this one thing.
Danny
Christine is lovely. She is full of positivity. She’s just actually a really, really nice person, and I bloody hate her guts.
Lisa
Today, I am joined by a very special guest. His name’s Russell. Legally, he’s my stepdad, but to me, he’s just dad.
Veggie
You know I can’t communicate with actual men, especially ones who know how to use tools.
Danny
Danny: Talking about a waste of a day, how is camping going?
Lisa: I am having a great time. How was that? Anywhere near believable?
Danny: No. Not really. No.
The cows just turned up, much like everyone else this weekend.
Lisa
