Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Quotes
Every 15 seconds we're two inches closer to splatter, and I don't want Ralph being raised by four lunatics, so get us down from here!
Paige
Happy: We're friends-ish.
Paige: [scoffs]
Happy: I like you just fine.
Paige: What a ringing endorsement.
Walter: Did he get the joke, Toby? It's the kind of humor that goes over well in toasts.
Cabe: That joke went over like a submarine. A best man's speech has got to have zingers.
Thanks to the DOE for giving us another shot. We love turbines, really big fans...you get it? Fans?
Walter
Cabe: How about the fact that without my sage advice, he would have never landed this little filly?
Happy: Now I'm being compared to a horse?
Walter: He's hurting inside, and I think I can help.
Toby: That was empathy. Walter identified emotional pain in someone else and demonstrated empathy.
Paige: You can't empathize if you haven't been through a similar situation yourself. Walter wasn't just being jealous or petty about Tim, was he?
Toby: He wasn't. I know you didn't mean to, but you must have really broken his heart. Now he knows what that feels like, and he is applying that data to someone else. Ralph may not be changing, but Walter certainly is.
Ralph: What is Toby talking about?
Sly: A pile of crap.
Ralph: Isn't he always?
Happy: Besides, he could easily be attracted to you.
Toby: I'm not sure if that was an insult.
Sly: I could have ingested a toxin!
Ralph: Why don't you ingest an ice tea and calm down?
Paige: What are you thinking?
Walter: A wasp bomb.
Paige: Sorry I asked.
Local sloths have lost 90% of their habitat due to logging. Poor little guys. You know they mate for life? Which means there is going to be a lot of them left alone, hanging upside down by themselves, waiting to die.
Cabe
Sly: Thank you Happy for saving me from unwanted monkey business.
Happy: Chicken.
Sly: Scared of those too.
