Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Quotes
Paige: Walter, weddings are about love and magic and hope.
Walter: Well, I'd love to hope that they buck the trend, but the best hope is preparation, and magic is nonsense.
Walter: Now according to my research, your marriage only has a 47% chance of succeeding.
Paige: Are you kidding me?
Walter: No, the divorce rate is 53%. It's simple math.
I have used geometry to place tables for optimal traffic flow to get between the buffet, the dance floor, and the bathrooms.
Sly
Sly: You came.
Cabe: Sure did, kid. I couldn't let my friend go into battle without me.
Walter: Wedding partners in crime?
Paige: Deal. It might require a few late nights and some weekends.
Walter: Whatever it takes. I do not need Happy Quinn mad at me.
Like it or not, you have a funny way of growing on people, old man.
Happy
Toby: Happy, come on. Come on, say something.
Happy: Don't ever electrocute me again.
Toby: Oh she's fine.
Toby: I am not risking electrocuting my fiancé!
Paige: I'm still here too!
Toby: Or electrocuting Paige! My bad.
Paige: I don't need you to tell me that I'm not as smart as you guys. I am painfully aware of it every day. Every invention that I don't understand, every formula I can't solve, every reference I don't get.
Happy: Like MIT students trying to follow a Jeffrey Hoffman lecture.
Paige: See I have no idea what you are talking about, but even if I can't keep up, I thought I at least measured up as a valued team member, as a friend, but I guess you just always saw me as an inferior.
Happy: Paige, that is not correct.
Paige: Oh, surprise, another thing I got wrong.
Hey! It's working! The wedding is still on. You can't get rid of me that easy, Quinn.
Toby
We're friends. Of course, we're friends. You're like the first non-genius I could ever stand.
Happy
Toby: Guys, right now is not the best time for fighting. It's a very good time for teamwork though.
Happy: Quiet, Toby.
Toby: Yes, dear.
Walter: Sounds like you guys have been married for years.
