Now, who wants a gun?

Johnny [to prisoners]

Warden: So. You want my systems.
Johnny: I've been all up in your systems, thank you.

Hey, treehugger! Stop scissoring nature and focus!

Dutch [to Calvert]

You the smart one. I'm just the eye candy.

Pree [to Zephyr]

The Lady: You're boring when you're sad.
Khlyen: Everyone's boring when they're sad.

Everything sounds stupid when you put it in that stupid voice.

Dutch [to D'avin]

Johnny: How are we supposed to fit in with normal people?
D'avin: This may be our greatest undercover challenge yet.

Zephyr: How can you be so chipper when the sky is falling?
Pree: Because it's still such a pretty blue.

D'avin: Nice view. If you're into stars.
Dutch: I don't hate them.

Zephyr: Shut up!
Pree: You shut up! Do you know how many people would kill for a free concert from me?

Zephyr: Go! Be free, you beautiful space butterfly?
Pree: Oh, lord! You're delirious.

Zephyr: When we first met, you were a shithead to me.
Turin: I'm a shithead to everyone. It's my brand. Don't be so fragile.

Killjoys Season 5 Quotes

It's your weekend.

D'avin [to Delle Sayeh]

Computer: Did you enjoy Khlyen's case study on the chemical properties of plasma, Sayeh?
Delle Sayeh: Definitely not a bestseller. I hope the sequel has more sex.