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Killjoys
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFyKilljoys Season 5 Quotes
Zala: We're just illiterate farmers to her, no better than cows.
Zephyr: Not true: Cows are way nicer.
D'avin: A nerd and his ship will always share a special bond. Lucy will always be the other woman in his life.
Reniker: That explains why he's still single.
Zephyr: You brawn, I brain.
Dutch: Oh, we are so getting that on T-shirts.
Shopping for soldiers in prison is the best! There's a prize in every cell.
Johnny
Johnny: Your past is not a prison, Doc. Hells, D'av and I broke all the laws before becoming Killjoys and we still turned out to be pretty godsdamn heroic.
Doctor: I feel safer already.
Fancy: You said you knew somebody who could help with that.
Zephyr: They can, but it's a safe bet they won't. There's bad blood between us.
Dutch: What kind of blood?
Zeph: The kind that doesn't wash out -- family.
Great Mother, The Lady. Why are the boss bitches never called Alice or Gretchen?
Dutch
Dutch: Why do farmers wear white?
Zephyr: Why do you think I ran away? Every day is laundry day.
Zephyr: What if I'm wrong about this? Pree, Gared, Turin ...
Dutch: All trusted your gut. And the sooner we follow it, the sooner we get to rescue their magnificent asses.
Fancy: I like to read. History mostly. Prep the rambler. We land in ten.
Zephyr: Who is Fancy?
Dutch: I really don't know.
Worst wingman ever.
D'avin
Now, who wants a gun?
Johnny [to prisoners]