Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Quotes
Ross: The plane wouldn’t do what I told it to do!
Frank: Oh, well, why didn’t you use that condescending tone that works so well for you on the ground?
Ross: Do either of you have a better idea?
Frank: No! But I can still hate it because you came up with it.
Roarke: Now tell me what do you feel exactly. And don’t say irritated.
Joy: I guess I do feel powerful. Fierce.
Roarke: Yes, I can see that. What else?
Joy: Maybe a little triumphant?
Roarke: You are. In other words?
Joy: Joy. I’m Joy of the Jungle.
Frank: Hey, where are you going?
Bridge: To get away from you two.
Ross: Wait! No, no, no, wait. We gotta be miserable together!
Ross: Oh, Frank. I think you broke my nose.
Frank: Nose? Try my knuckles. Your head is like a rock.
Arguments come and go, but love doesn’t.
Joy
Bridge: When Mom got sick, you left us to handle everything. You came home two days before she died.
Ross: And you’re one to talk. You’re off the grid for what, two years? What was the name of that commune?
Bridge: It was a utopian community and its name was Bite Me, You Self-Righteous Douche-Canoe.
Ross: You know what, Frank? You don’t want to follow my lead anymore? That’s fine. I officially resign from being in charge.
Frank: You can’t resign from it because we never hired you. All our lives, you’ve been putting yourself in charge. We haven’t asked you to do that once.
I experienced something last night, something magical, and I don’t mean Island magic. I mean human flesh and blood magic, and if I’m going to spend the rest of my life here, on this Island, I want more of that. Flesh and blood magic.
Ruby
Hey, look at us. Charlie’s Aging Angels.
Marsha
Ruby: Seeing Helene come and go as she pleases… I can’t do that, can I?
Roarke: No.
Ruby: Because I’ll die.
Roarke: Yeah.
Ruby: That’s what I thought.
Roake: I’m sorry, Ruby. It’s the price of living here. Of living.
Judy: Maybe we should take a chill pill.
Marsha: It’s the 80s thing to do.
Nora: Rad.
