Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 13 Quotes
Stewie: Because right now, you're about as useless as Black Widow is to the Avengers.
Captain America: So what's your superpower again?
Black Widow: I can kick.
Captain America: Right…so, uh, who else here can kick? Hulk stop being nice.
Chris: Mom, is dad gonna die?
Lois: Well Brian's the one with the brain tumor.
Brian: Winning!
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?
Lois: Doctor, do you think the brain tumor could have anything to do with Brian's recent behavior?
Doctor: Hmm, I haven't heard of brains being linked to behavior, but I suppose anything's possible.
Doctor: I did a CAT scan
Peter: On a dog, haha.
Doctor: Haha, we laughed about that too.
Doesn't it make more sense…to kill her?
Peter
Brian: Bazinga!
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?
A huge part of being an idiot is calling people out for thinking they're better than you.
Peter
Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
Oh thank god Brian's getting a book published. I thought this was going to be a Meg episode.
Townsperson
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!
Chris
That one's on the cover!
Stewie
