Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 13 Quotes
Lois: Is that what you really thoguht?
Peter: I did, I really did.
What!? Why's there an animated one of me and you doing it on there?
Peter
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.
Brian
I know Meg, that's why I'm going to confuse you by calling it 'Erotica.'
Evan
Stewie: Boy in a truck to young to drive
Choir: Sing what you see!
My name's Evan by the way.
Evan
I'm gonna take a year off, hit the road, and live life to the fullest!
Stewie
Lois, please send these back to the factory, I believe they're defective.
Peter
I've never even been in a picture before.
Meg
Brian: I mean I was having fun, making new friends, getting laid all the time, sleeping like a rock - but you made the call. You unilaterally decided I was better off a bitter alcoholic failure who could only hang out with a baby.
Stewie: Hey! We have fun.
Stewie: I've been approaching this far too intelligently. He's an idiot, so this shouldn't be hard at all! Hey Brian, you want to go see Doctor Hartman and get that procedure where you get two weiners?
Brian: Whoa, hell yeah! That way when I watch Black Swan, I can aim one at that Natalie Portman, and aim the other one at -
Stewie: Yes, yes, yes, we all know who the other one was.
I forgot Yelp was a weapon for dumb people, you taught me something today Brian.
Stewie
