Ari: When is it going to end, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Soon, Ari, soon. Have you seen anything yet?
Ari: Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins

Turtle: Where's Arnold?
Drama: He's right there, I've been watching him.
Turtle: That's a rock! Are you kidding me?

Just us men and our souls. And a bag of shrooms

Drama

Ari: Break your fucking plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.

Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night?
Ari: I got none of your fucking business

Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
Eric: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.

It is a G-rated family film. If it's somehow Babe, we're great. And if it's Garfield and it blows up like Berry Bonds' Skull, we're finished.

Ari

Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?
Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot

You looked stressed E, what's the matter? Amanda playing to rough for you? Because I can call her and tell her pick on someone her own size

Ari

You bet your ass it will be a good script, and I'm gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times

Ari

Steve: So you think this is a big movie.
Ari: Huge Steve, the fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a fucking camp fire, excuse my language

Eric: Oh boom, now it's Ed Norton's home run you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face?
Eric: Not yet, dick head.
Ari: Well than it's still free you overpaid undersized bitch

Entourage Season 5 Quotes

Agent: I liked Medellin, Ari.
Ari: Then you're a fucking idiot!

I remember crying myself to sleep when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive as the end of the golden age of cinema

Drama