Sophie: What the hell are you doing in my condo?
Alice: Sampling the products in your guest bath? Of course, your scene is lavender.

Black, male, foster kid, juvie. In case you're wondering why GCPD isn't looking for him, those five words.

Ryan

Luke: Sophie just told us that Kate is alive on an island in the Mediterranean.
Mary: Yeah and the person who told Sophie that Kate's alive is named Alice. And Alice heard it from some mystery woman named Safiyah who just hired a hitman to try and kill me. So, we are playing a game of telephone with a bunch of homicidal women.

Luke: You're not actually going to run him over, right?
Batwoman: And ruin my new paint job?

It seems that the gang known as the False Face Society is showing their entrepreneurial side by making and distributing Snake Bite, known for its dual-pronged injector needles which are said to give a double-whammy dose of fantasy and fright. So more fang for your buck. This trippy two-for-one is part psychedelic mushroom oil, part concentrated fear toxin.

Vesper Fairchild

Easy rarely earns victory.

Tatiana

Y'know if he really cared, he'd have sprung for the soaking tub for two. Now, Mrs. Capalaci. Now, there is a woman who spares no expense. I am not cheap. And there are plenty of reasonably-priced hit persons available to handle a perfidious husband and his sudsy paramour. This is a brut millesime. I could have just as easily picked up a bottle of the cheap stuff but Mrs. Capalaci insisted on the finer vintage because she wanted you to know that she was willing to spend more on you than her husband was.

Szasz

Ryan: She was bad for me.
Szasz: That's how you know it's love.

Luke: You looked me in the eye and said,'Miracles happen.'
Mary: I know. So do tragedies.

Luke: But the suit is perfect.
Ryan: Have you seen the damn wig?

Batwoman: I didn't design the damn suit.
Szasz: I can tell. Because I don't see the Batwoman in you. And maybe that's because I don't see the you in Batwoman.

Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. First, I make you bleed. Then, I make me bleed.

Szasz

Batwoman Quotes

Native American Trainer: Too slow.
Kate Kane: You covered the damn hole!
Native American Trainer: And you found way. Own way. Tomorrow, find faster.

Trust me, this isn't the story I expected to be telling. But you know as well as I do that stories, like the people who tell them, aren't always what they seem.

Kate Kane