Alice: So, Ocean, what do you do?
Ocean: I bore people to death by telling them I'm a soil technician.
Alice: That sounds like a fancy name for 'dirt nerd'

Coryana Assassin: The Many Arms will kill whoever lays hands on that painting. You'll never find Coryana.
Batwoman: I never said the two were related.

In my experience, when the Crows fly together, they call it a murder for a reason.

Sophie: Last time I came here to meet a Batwoman, vibes were... different.
Batwoman: Please say this isn't a booty call.

Barfly: Visiting from Gotham?
Alice: Why? Do I look depressed?
Barfly: You've got the sophistication of a city mouse.
Alice: Mouse. Touchy subject.

What do you call it when you're sure you've met someone you're sure you've never met?

Alice

Angelique: Hey, what is this?
Ryan: It's a work injury.
Angelique: You fall on a corkscrew?

Y'know, I can live in her place and take over her bar, hold onto all the little pieces of her, but none of it will bring me closure if I don't actually look.

Mary

Jacob: How did you know he was here?
Batwoman: Easy. I looked

Alice: Do you have anything with actual calories in here?
Sophie: There's rat poison under the sink.

Sophie: Alice, put the gun down.
Alice: Sorry, Soph, but threesomes aren't my thing. Especially when one-third worked with Kate to lock me in at Arkham.

Sophie: We're looking for a man named Ocean. I'm happy to tell you everything you want to know about the seven seas but there's only so far I can get without a last name.
Alice: Yeah, Coryana doesn't really do last names. Safiyah. Ocean. Tatiana. It's all very biblical.

Batwoman Quotes

Native American Trainer: Too slow.
Kate Kane: You covered the damn hole!
Native American Trainer: And you found way. Own way. Tomorrow, find faster.

Trust me, this isn't the story I expected to be telling. But you know as well as I do that stories, like the people who tell them, aren't always what they seem.

Kate Kane