Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015
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There is so much going on this week in quotes we're not going to bore you with idle chit chat before you get to the good stuff.
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1. Once Upon a Time
![Our intrepid heroes once upon a time s5e7](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--escE6C9t--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446665862/our-intrepid-heroes-once-upon-a-time-s5e7.jpg)
Emma: We go get the spark thing and then I'm working my way back to you, babe.
Hook: I know when you're quoting me something.
Emma: And I love that you never know what it is.
2. The Originals
![Holding lucien hostage the originals s3e6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IINPe71x--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447331488/holding-lucien-hostage-the-originals-s3e6.jpg)
Cami: How're you holding up?
Kinney: Well, I'm gushing blood into a bucket because the vampire who kidnapped us doesn't want to stain his floor. So...pretty great.
3. Blue Bloods
![The mustang blue bloods](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--V0f5JKNy--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446266464/the-mustang-blue-bloods.jpg)
Garrett: You got through that whole conversation without dropping a single curse word. How the hell do you do that?
Frank: I was partially raised by nuns.
4. Grimm
![Preparing for baby grimm](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--xyNJ16my--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446786827/preparing-for-baby-grimm.jpg)
What if he's like me, or what if he's like you? What if he's some weird combination of both of us, like some Hexen-Grimm or Grimmenbiest?! I can't do this alone!
Adalind
5. Reign
![Trouble for scotland reign](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3v7xRRNL--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446787069/trouble-for-scotland-reign.jpg)
Francis: Hardly a day goes by where I don't wish someone else were making the decisions.
Charles: But you always seem so confident...
Francis: Remember! Being King's a performance.
6. Doctor Who
![Clara has changed doctor who](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--NU5o7vlQ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446524671/clara-has-changed-doctor-who.jpg)
You know, I'm over two thousand years old. I'm old enough to be your messiah.
The Doctor
7. Homeland
![Heading to during homeland](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--1B2J6dTv--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446316381/heading-to-during-homeland.jpg)
I went to Saul...Berenson...and he's always been there for me. Always. And this time he wasn't. And I was shocked, I guess. I had, I had no idea how much he hates me.
Carrie
8. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
![The babymoon brooklyn nine nine](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--AL54u-H5--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446945064/the-babymoon-brooklyn-nine-nine.jpg)
I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit."
Charles
9. The Good Wife
![Eli plots to take down peter the good wife](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Xr3muOQZ--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446655902/eli-plots-to-take-down-peter-the-good-wife.jpg)
Eli: I need a quote from you for Peter's bio.
Alicia: Do you need it to be true?
Eli: True adjacent.
10. Quantico
![An explosive assignment quantico](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3nwigWpm--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446952838/an-explosive-assignment-quantico.jpg)
This is feeling less like an exam and more like the last ten minutes of Saw.
Elias
11. Family Guy
![Fixing chris family guy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--kE-2MH6G--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446945234/fixing-chris-family-guy.jpg)
TV is how stupid losers spend their time.
Peter
12. The Librarians
![A proper team up the librarians](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--hHR6GVmc--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446085794/a-proper-team-up-the-librarians.jpg)
Let's just say that the French Revolution had less to do with economic disparity and more to do with inviting a face dancer to a party at the Marquis de Sade's house. Some images one cannot un-see.
Jenkins
13. The Walking Dead
![Things look grim the walking dead](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ow2vVBed--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446951412/things-look-grim-the-walking-dead.jpg)
Doing this will start us down a road where nothing matters. Where no one else matters.
Spencer
14. Code Black
![Helping her remember code black](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--VWvhdQaG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446864425/helping-her-remember-code-black.jpg)
Dr. Neal Hudson: If the tertbutaline failed, the next step is a shot of phenylephrine.
Dr. Mario Saveti: How about I just give him a shot of Jaeger and some magazines?
15. Grey's Anatomy
![Ready to work greys anatomy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--jUjgDA79--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446549163/ready-to-work-greys-anatomy.jpg)
I made a promise to Cristina that I wouldn't let you go dark and twisty. That I'd be your person if you needed one.
Meredith
16. Heroes Reborn
![A violent encounter heroes reborn](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_5UqLBqx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447286850/a-violent-encounter-heroes-reborn.jpg)
Ironic, huh? Sent to save the world and you can't even get yourself a chocolate bar.
Quentin
17. Gotham
![Making a deal gotham](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Xtn-Rxpr--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446413752/making-a-deal-gotham.jpg)
There's a fine line between extortion and negotiation.
Bruce
18. Supergirl
![A night of dancing supergirl](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--G-QTlE9Q--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446868509/a-night-of-dancing-supergirl.jpg)
Waitress: How can you eat sticky buns every day and still stay so thin?
Kara: I'm an alien.
19. Major Crimes
![A possible conspiracy major crimes](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--PrFZG-hF--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447022006/a-possible-conspiracy-major-crimes.jpg)
If I can ruin Jack Raydor's day, the pleasure will be all mine.
Provenza
20. Ash vs Evil Dead
![Awkward dinner ash vs evil dead](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--__m_V8_x--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446786532/awkward-dinner-ash-vs-evil-dead.jpg)
Ash: Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talkin', if things get hairy, use your bottle.
Pablo: [holds up broken beer bottle] I don't think it's a very good weapon, jefe. You had to stab Roper about 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you. Now come on. You ready?
21. Scorpion
![A mysterious aircraft scorpion](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4UD_qorB--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446868112/a-mysterious-aircraft-scorpion.jpg)
Happy: Remember your disgusting habit?
Toby: Which one? I'm going to need you to elaborate.
22. Castle
![Detective slaughter returns castle](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0uct86NI--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446569196/detective-slaughter-returns-castle.jpg)
Flowers are a nice thank you gift. A giant Rambo knife, that's psychotic.
Castle
23. Awkward
![Not letting go awkward](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--H5hIkjAx--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447024233/not-letting-go-awkward.png)
I just love cotton candy so much. You could build a room with it.
Lissa
24. Scandal
![Gladiators at work scandal s5e8](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Sd-TWiOz--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447331574/gladiators-at-work-scandal-s5e8.jpg)
Olivia: I believe him. My gut says he is telling the truth.
Jake: Of course you do, otherwise you'd just be a fool with daddy issues.
25. Blindspot
![Prediction of murder blindspot](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--u05oxwlI--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447024537/prediction-of-murder-blindspot.jpg)
Jane: What's going on with you and Mayfair?
Weller: Nothing.
Jane: Are we friends?
Weller: Course.
26. Agents of SHIELD
![Dealing with lash agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--zND0HaWL--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446852193/dealing-with-lash-agents-of-shield.jpg)
Simmons: Do you remember when we first met? I do. You were so quiet and pasty. So incredibly smart. Handsome. Quite a strange feeling, isn't it? Never wanting to be without someone. You must've been so annoyed me following you around all the time.
Fitz: No. Never.
27. The Grinder
![Asking dad the grinder](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--7RV0ZmEU--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447103226/asking-dad-the-grinder.jpg)
Dean: I was the star quarterback on the school team and the week before the state championship I broke my ankle.
Ethan: In practice?
Dean: No, without going into too much detail I was having sex with the hottest girl in school in her parent's shower and I slipped.
28. Wicked City
![Comfort zone wicked city](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8Jzs95ry--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447104609/comfort-zone-wicked-city.png)
It's no wonder that the killer chose you. You're just as hungry for fame and recognition as he is.
Contreras
29. The Bastard Executioner
![New insight the bastard executioner](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8-Fpfv8Q--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447103825/new-insight-the-bastard-executioner.jpg)
Milus: Perhaps someday they will sing songs of our bravery.
Toran: It will be a short and clumsy tune.
Wilkin: Full of sour notes and harsh rhymes.
30. The Flash
![Dr light is that you the flash s2e6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ugapyxmD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446758453/dr-light-is-that-you-the-flash-s2e6.jpg)
Holy crap. I've made out with The Flash.
Linda
31. Supernatural
![Castiel confronts metatron supernatural season 11 episode 6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--q9nuVnqa--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447017734/castiel-confronts-metatron-supernatural-season-11-episode-6.jpg)
Do you have any idea how much stuff I had to steal, then pawn, to pay for that?
Metatron
32. How to Get Away with Murder
![Laurel photo how to get away with murder s2e8](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--SpYgmyvi--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447331703/laurel-photo-how-to-get-away-with-murder-s2e8.jpg)
Imagine your parents are the sick ones, and you're the one that gets thrown out with the trash. I'd have killed them, too. Good luck in getting the jury to believe the inbred weirdo didn't do it.
Annalise [to Sinclair]
33. Arrow
![Searching for clues arrow s4e6](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--rYlmKNZ_--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446752534/searching-for-clues-arrow-s4e6.jpg)
Felicity: I lost myself in you, but I was never that girl, that girl who just loses herself in a guy. That is not who I am.
Oliver: This isn't about Ray. It's about us.
Felicity: No. Yes. I don't know.
34. The Leftovers
![The murphys in the mirror the leftovers](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4q2iJHgT--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446857596/the-murphys-in-the-mirror-the-leftovers.jpg)
I need to talk to you now, Nora. Have you been noticing that I've been kind of losing my mind?
Kevin
35. Chicago Fire
![The wedding chicago fire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--EhgU2zEg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446503596/the-wedding-chicago-fire.jpg)
All right guys, please stop, you can take the kid gloves off. What happened, happened. I've been cleared for duty, ready to work, and I am happy to knock anyone's teeth out who treats me like a snowflake.
Dawson
36. Scream Queens
![More in common scream queens](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--8coTGG2W--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447103411/more-in-common-scream-queens.jpg)
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society. The Voting Rights Act should be authorized in every state. And the Affordable Care Act does not require people to eat broccoli!
Dean Munsch [to "Antonin Scalia"]