Quotables from Week Ending November 12, 2015
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37. NCIS
![Jeanne benoit is back ncis](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--ZjQkVoq0--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446866164/jeanne-benoit-is-back-ncis.jpg)
Gibbs: The only therapy I need is my job.
Taft: Be sure to put that on your tombstone.
38. The Affair
![Making a decision the affair](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--0iArv-JN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446952545/making-a-decision-the-affair.jpg)
Helen, is that what you're wearing? We talked about this. You have to wear something that makes you look sober.
Margaret
39. NCIS: New Orleans
![Ambushed ncis new orleans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--JSzRxKJ0--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446867857/ambushed-ncis-new-orleans.jpg)
Pride: And lay off the bee puns!
Sonja: Yeah, it's not like this is a sting operation.
40. Rosewood
![Facing off in court rosewood](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--IzoKIJm6--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446599278/facing-off-in-court-rosewood.jpg)
A case without Rosie, it's like praying for a purple unicorn and getting it.
Villa
41. Hawaii Five-0
![A mob boss in hiding hawaii five 0](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--3PTeA-2f--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446076816/a-mob-boss-in-hiding-hawaii-five-0.jpg)
She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.
Grover
42. Modern Family
![Awkward modern family](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--_bAhvxj_--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446953544/awkward-modern-family.jpg)
Jay: Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Mitchell: Well, you're old and Irish.
43. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
![Bad people crazy ex girlfriend](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--B23pjEFr--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447020714/bad-people-crazy-ex-girlfriend.jpg)
I just love my daughter, but seriously, not in a creepy way.
Darryl
44. Law & Order: SVU
![Together they work](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--qW1ceB7o--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447293520/together-they-work.jpg)
Robbie's struggled. If there's a smart way or a stupid way, Robbie does it the stupid way.
George Marino
45. The Last Man on Earth
![Being tested the last man on earth](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--v19msm0d--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446950823/being-tested-the-last-man-on-earth.jpg)
Phil: Phil's not the only one around here with skills to pay the bills.
Carol: You're gonna pay the bills with your skill-set?
Phil: I'm gonna try!
46. Chicago PD
![The tip chicago pd](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--PdaQC9Uh--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447204549/the-tip-chicago-pd.jpg)
Michelle: You're not Mennonites, you should be living together.
Burgess: OK no offense, but I don't need relationship advice from a sixteen year old.
47. Empire
![A global music monolith empire](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--QtXprsPk--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447204060/a-global-music-monolith-empire.jpg)
Cookie: You are wasting your time, but see you can't see that because you're blinded by the ass.
Hakeem: I ain't even touch the girl.
Cookie: She must really got you sprung then. She ain't got it, Kem.
48. You're the Worst
![A job youre the worst](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Xt4t9mND--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447204968/a-job-youre-the-worst.jpg)
All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.
Gretchen
49. Criminal Minds
![Morgan is warned criminal minds](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4A22IGhS--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447201125/morgan-is-warned-criminal-minds.jpg)
Burnett: All right, let's make a deal.
JJ: Let's not.
50. The Big Bang Theory
![Online dating the big bang theory](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--JbvVfmax--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447377838/online-dating-the-big-bang-theory.jpg)
He's having a rough time. Amy broke his heart. The DVR cut off the last minute of Dr. Who. That crow followed him home.
Leonard
51. American Horror Story: Hotel
![Revenge american horror story](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Ko7TFuR6--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447204788/revenge-american-horror-story.jpg)
Ramona: Damn, woman. What's got into you?
Iris: About six pints of O-negative, from the couple of smart alecks in Room 36.
52. The Blacklist
![The blacklist poster](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--75gW4cDD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371242226/the-blacklist-poster.png)
Do I dare eat a peach? Might as well live dangerously.
Red
53. Haven
![1983 haven](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--rqbK2k1j--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1447288750/1983-haven.jpg)
Garland: So I'm supposed to believe that you're my son come back in time.
Nathan: You know better than anyone what the Troubles can do.
54. Elementary
![Reinstatement elementary](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--74m8r7-A--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1446076316/reinstatement-elementary.jpg)
So that rancid smell *isn't* impropriety?
Joan