Scrubs Episode Guide
J.D. and Carla get drunk while he tries to get her to reconcile things with Turk and they accidentally kiss.
J.D. and Elliot try to cheer up Turk and Carla, who are having marital problems; Cox challenges Kelso to lead by example and take on some patients.
Molly returns to Sacred Heart and J.D. blows off Kylie to go out with her; Carla finds out Turk is still in contact with his ex-girlfriend; The Janitor bets Cox his van for Cox's porsche he can get a date with Elliot.
J.D. has problems wit Kylie; Turk and Carla asks J.D. to move out to give them space and they realize how mucht ehy need him; Cox believes his child has autism.
Cox yells at Kelso for firing another staff member due to budget cuts; J.D. fantasizes what the hospital would be like as a sitcom.
During a date with Kylie, J.D. and she wind up at the hospital where he mentions SARS and the whole place goes in lockdown, trapping them, the staff, and a visiting Danni (Tara Reid) inside.
J.D. falls for a bartender Kylie (Chrystee Pharris), and can't reveal her new boyfriend has an STD; Cox awaits the LAkers / Heat game but must watch it after his shift and the Janitor messes with him.
A man in a bar fight (Colin Farrell) teaches J.D. and Turk about living life to the fullest; Elliot and Carla find their friendship strained; Cox gets a vasectomy behind Jordan's back.
When Elliot proves to be the better doctor, J.D. struggles to compete; Turk tries to make money from his diabetes until he has to amputate a diabetes patient's foot.
J.D. addresses a group of pre-med students about being a doctor and he and the staff reminisce about their best moments; Elliot faces her fear of children when left in charge of a ten year old.