"My Bright Idea"

J.D. and Turk finds out Carla is pregnant before she does. J.D. convinces Turk to tell everyone in the hospital to surprise Carla.

"My Extra Mile"

J.D. encourages his patients to go the extra mile with their patients; Turk and Carla finds out they're having problems conceiving because of their stress.

"My Own Personal Hell"

Dr. Cox is named the best Doctor in the area by a big publication; After struggling to conceive, Carla blames Turk's fertility; Elliot finds out J.D. dislikes Keith.

"My Five Stages"

As the hospital says goodbye to a dying Mrs. Wilk, Cox and J.D. go through the five stages of grief. Meanwhile, Elliot realizes her booty call with Keith has become a relationship.

"My Cabbage"

J.D. tries to get rid of Keith while favoring a different intern, "Cabbage." Meanwhile, the office says good to Mrs. Wilk while the Janitor keeps a magpie who likes to steal things at the hospital.

"My Buddy's Booty"

J.D. and Elliot agreed to each find respective booty calls; Meanwhile, Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly gym and the Janitor and Cox forge a friendship over beers.

"Her Story II"

In an episode narrated by Carla, she gets a fertility test when the new nurse makes her feel old. Meanwhile, J.D. gets bothered by the little things with Julie.

"My Half-Acre"

J.D. goes on a blind date with a patient's niece and takes Elliot's advice; Turk joins the hospital air band; Cox worries about being a bad father.

"My Big Bird"

J.D., Elliot, Turk and Carla are all under investigation after the death of a patient. It's found that all four were doing irrelevant things.

"My Way Home"

J.D. gets called into work on his day off and all he wants to do is go home; Elliot tries to convince everyone she's an endocrinologist after her short-lived fellowship.

Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Kelso: You know, you hurt my feelings earlier.
Dr. Cox: In my defense, you are a soulless creature from the netherworld who doesn't really have feelings

[Dr. Cox telling Kelso how much he misses him...]
Dr. Cox: When you were the Chief, you were a jackass and a nightmare and I hated you a great deal.
Dr. Kelso: That's a good start