"My White Whale"

Jordan and Dr. Cox worry over Jack's cough and take him the hospital's pediatrician, Dr. Norris (Christopher Meloni); The residents get their own interns.

"My Journey"

Turk and Carla set a date for their wedding; J.D., nervous he's losing Turk, sets up a man date; Elliot gets back together with Sean; Carla obsesses over an unmarked urine container.

"My Own American Girl"

Turk and Carla help J.D. diagnose a patient; Elliot, frustrated with everyone walking over her, gets a makeover based on the Janitor's advice.

"My Dream Job"

As the Sacred Heart residents find their jobs monotonous, an old college buddy of J.D. and Turk's, Spence (Ryan Reynolds) comes to visit and spices things up.

"My Drama Queen"

J.D.'s relationship with Jamie (Amy Smart) starts to decline when he realizes she's a drama queen. Carla's mother dies.

"My Interpretation"

J.D. attends the funeral of Jamie's (Amy Stuart) husband and they end up having sex in the coat room! Turk has a sex dream about Elliot.

"My Kingdom"

J.D. does a temporary surgical elective, and his friendship with Turk is compromised as his competitive side takes over. Janitor gets a new power saw.

"My T.C.W."

Dr. Cox competes with baby Jack for Jordan's attention. J.D. goes on a date with Jamie Moyer (Amy Smart), aka Tasty Coma Wife (TCW).

"My Own Private Practice Guy"

J.D. likes his patient's private practice doctor, Dr. Peter Fisher (Jay Mohr), but is shocked to find out he's the reason Jordan and Cox got divorced. Janitor tries to flirt with Elliot. Carla begins to doubt her sexiness.

"My Karma"

When J.D. and Turk's golfing from the roof ends up sending someone to the hospital, they try to hide things by the Janitor knows. Jordan gives birth and reveals that Cox is the father to J.D.

Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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