"My Porcelain God"

Dr. Casey (Michael J. Fox) and J.D. discover that a toilet that the Janitor put on the roof. Dr. Kelso closes an entire wing of the hospital to save money.

"My Catalyst"

Dr. Kevin Casey (Michael J. Fox), a skilled surgeon who suffers from O.C.D., comes in and impresses everyone and imparts pearls of wisdom.

"My Clean Break"

Nervous about Danni moving in, J.D. tries to break up with Danni, but she beats him to the punch when she's sick of playing second fiddle to Elliot; Dr. Cox realizes he's no longer scaring his residents; the Janitor flirts with Elliot.

"My Rule of Thumb"

Elliot and Carla get arrested trying to find a prostitute for their terminally ill patient; After Danni walks in on Cox and Jordan having sex she asks to stay at J.D.'s; Cox and Turk argue over a patient who needs a liver transplant.

"My Dirty Secret"

Elliot admits she has a problem with the clinical terms for genitalia after accidentally giving a patient an orgasm, and Carla attempts to help her get over her fear of dirty words; Cox is moved by the relationship of his prostate cancer patient (Barry Bostwick) and his wife;

"My Friend the Doctor"

Dr. Cox injures his back trying to show off to Turk; J.D. is sick of the Janitor's lies until he discovers he played a policeman in the fugitive and therefore is just an actor.

"My Fifteen Seconds"

J.D. and Danni (Tara Reid) hook up, making Cox tell her that J.D. already slept with her sister, Jordan; J.D. and Cox deal with an annoying patient, Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan).

"My Advice to You"

Marco (Freddy Rodriguez), Carla's brother comes to visit and pisses of Turk; Dr. Cox and Kelso disagree on patient care and J.D. ends up taking Kelso's advice; J.D. is interested in Danni (Tara Reid) until he finds out she's Jordan's sister.

"My Brother, Where Art Thou?"

J.D.'s brother, Dan (Tom Cavanagh) comes back to visit and blames Cox for turning J.D. cynical; Dr. Kelso catches Elliot and Carla moonlighting at an animal clinic after forbidding employees from taking other jobs.

"My Lucky Night"

J.D. distracts the Janitor and Troy with a riddle; Dr. Cox and Dr. Steadman (Matt Winston) compete for the same residency director job; Carla works with Turk when she covers for someone.

Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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