I'd slip a nip for the Nook.

Book Club Gal

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• Added: October 12, 2016

You can't describe a flavor you've never tasted, Deanna. Where you see a circle, Bryce sees a tree.

Kim

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Bryce: You're still drinking coffee...
Kim: We switched coffee cubes a while ago.

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Liza: Sounds messy.
Maggie: Speaking of, how's Josh?
Liza: I'm lying and he's wasting his youth, but I think we're happy.

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Charles: Actually, I'm starting to question bringing somebody like Bryce on board.
Liza: But the company needs the money.
Charles: Yeah, but you never know what's gonna happen when you get in bed with a 26 year old.
That's a...business term.
Liza: Of course.
Charles: See you tomorrow, Liza.

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• Added: October 12, 2016

I'm not sure which is more stressful, being a bride or a widow.

Kelsey

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• Added: September 28, 2016

Liza: I'm so sorry about last night.
Charles: Liza, I think you're fantastic. You don't have to explain a thing.
Liza: I just want you to know...
Charles: It was just a kiss, Liza. Let it go.

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• Added: September 28, 2016

How about vodka? Wine is for fat people.

Diana

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You're gonna kiss him again! I know you!

Maggie

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Diana: That's a beautiful tie, by the way.
Charles: Thank you. The salesgirl who picked it out really gets me.

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• Added: September 28, 2016