Younger
Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Season 3 Quotes
Maggie: I must be off my game. I missed a few things. I thought you were gay and not orthodox.
Maleka: Why can't I be both? I'm what you call an orthodyke.
You don't meet girls worth waiting for everyday, so when you do, you wait.
Lucas
OK, put that quality batter back in the fridge and find a bad pancake.
Lauren
Bryce: I offended them. Why?
Liza: You just said you wanted to reduce a century of literary distinction down to an app.
Bryce: And that's offensive how?
Charles: Something's different about you. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Diana [to herself]: Oh, you can put your finger on it.
Liza: Good morning, Bryce. What are you doing at my desk?
Bryce: Personal work spaces are antiquated and restricting. At all my other companies we hot desk.
Liza: Hot desk?
Bryce: Yes. Everyone can sit wherever they want whenever they want. It fosters equality which in turn boosts productivity.
Lauren: It's the least I can do since she's been twinned.
Maggie: Oh no, twinned is two girls on the same dildo.
Lauren: Really?
Construction Manager: Hey, slow down.
Diana: I don't need to slow down. What I need is peace. What I need is privacy.
Construction Manager: What you need, is to get fucked.
Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight.
Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?
Josh: She's so cute when she nerds out over books, isn't she?
Liza: This is about more than books. If this hits, she can finally be who she really is and stop pretending every day.
He's already told his mother about me. I should end it. Or...should I run over to the hospital and blow him in the call room?
Lauren
Liza: 'Hungry Tech Titan Feeds on Publishing House.' That's not good.
Diana: Thank you, Miss Marple.
