Bjorn: Then tell me this, what calamity will befall us?
Seer: Not one calamity, but calamities too many to number. Now that your father has come back, you are happy to see him, I'm sure. But in truth, you should curse the day.

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What will you ask her? Mind going to bed with our crippled brother?

Ivar

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Ragnar: I don't know.
Floki: What is it you don't know?
Ragnar: If I'll see you in Valhalla.
Floki: Don't say that Ragnar. If anyone deserves to go to Valhalla, it's you.

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So your prick doesn't work, does that make you less of a man? No, it doesn't. Lots of men can have sex. Lots of men can have children. Those things are easy. To be a son of Ragnar Lothbrok and to find greatness, that is hard.

Servant Girl

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