Ragnar: And all you think about is heaven! Which seems like a ridiculous place, where everybody is always happy.
Ecbert: Valhalla is ridiculous! All the dead warriors get to fight again in the courtyard each morning, and kill each other again. And then they all have supper together!

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King Ecbert: You Vikings are incorrigible. You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind...how to die. What of all the things in between?
Ragnar: Are you talking about women?

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Oh, so you thought by killing all of my people, that was mutually beneficial?

Ragnar

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Ragnar: Someone once explained to me what a miracle is. Now I understand, Magmus. Your birth was a miracle.
Magmus: A miracle?
Ragnar: Yes, because I never had sex with your mother. All she ever did was piss on me.

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Aslaug: How strange Lagertha that you should play the usurper, One woman against another. it doesn't quite fit with your reputation.
Lagertha: I was never the usurper, always the usurped. You took my husband, my world, and my happiness. The fact that you're a woman is neither here nor there.

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