The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Quotes
Darlene: Why is he outside?
Becky: He's watching TV.
Oh, good my 11-year old approaching strangers at the mall why don't we double down and just have you hitchhike there.
Darlene
Mark: We're learning about democracy.
Jackie: Oh, it's a class in ancient history.
Jackie: So since your mom used to handle the holidays I thought we should talk about a game plan for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Darlene: Oh, I say we follow the Conner tradition and spend every dollar we have on Halloween and we have nothing to be thankful for or buy Christmas presents with.
I will do my best not to kill you.
Harris
Apparently I'm not rude in an entertaining way.
Darlene
No, it's cultural appreciation. He loves Frida Kahlo.
Darlene
I'm poor. Back when poor was funny.
Darlene
Jackie: Amazing. I could listen to this man talk for hours.
Peter: And I would let you.
Dan: You didn't get a job insulting people?
Darlene: I was overqualified.
Gary: I'm not sure people are gonna enjoy that.
Darlene: Oh. Am I missing something? I thought I was pretty rude.
Gary: Well, you see, there's rude and then there's McNasty's fun rude. You know, everything all in fun.
Chinese kids are building robots and our kids are confused by what cows do.
Jackie
