I'm going to take that as a strange compliment.

Hank

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.

Emily

You're so incredibly predictable.

Hank

Weren't you the one that said all publicity is good publicity?

Hank

Raj: Why are you dressed like that?
Jill: Like what?

Who drinks bloody mary's at night.

Evan

So are you gonna kiss me or are you gonna wait twenty years.

Emily

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.

Aristotle: Where to ladies?
Jill: Wherever people go for a good time.

Evan: I just had a brain storm.
Hank: I didn't know a brain storm could happen in a vacuum.

Are you going to a tea or a funeral?

Evan

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris