Yeah, this lottery curse is unbearable.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

Divya: Have fun with your Cabernet.
Jill: I will. Have fun with your hot documentarian.

To be safe, I'll drive.

Divya

Hank: Hey I wanted to talk to you about Emily.
Jill: Do you really want to talk about it or do you feel obligated? Because you're not. We're cool.

Can you believe that we have two weddings this weekend? That would be like a Katherine Heigl movie come to life.

Evan

(Referring to Evan) Hunting? You should really stick to gathering.

Hank

Divya: What is that? POE?
Hank: Property of Evan -
Jill: No, I was thinking someone else.

No - he is not laughing at you - he's laughing with you.

Hank

Does it hurt?

Hank

You know I always say, the early bird catches the worm. And after we catch the worm, we can shoot it.

Evan

I try to kill something every day - even if it's just killing a bug.

Evan

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris