Harry: This is some bullshit!
Bridget: Bullshit!

Asta: Where's Bridget?
Harry: I do not want to talk about Bridget. Bridget is gone. We have to leave.

Hey, if we make it out of here, I'm not going to remember any of this, so thank you.

Kate

I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppet you like you belong on public television.

Harry

Hello, Greys. This is my baby. He just got five new teeth today. He wants to show them to you.

Harry

You are making his jacket all dirty. Hurry up! I found son of a bitch Frank!

Harry

Harry: It was not her; it was Joseph. He stole the bomb!
Joseph: What bomb?

Mike: Is he still there? Oh, no. Don't look. Feel it with your third eye.
Liv: I'm sorry. I already looked with my first two eyes. He's there.

I don't even have a child, and I know not killing it is the main thing.

Sahar

The little bastards took Mrs. Mayor's child. She would not like to know that. It would make her angry and sad. I will make sure she does not remember it when she wakes up.

Harry [to himself]

Babies do not care what anyone feels. They only want to be taken care of, to be loved, and to know there is someone out there who will find a way to protect them, no matter what it takes.

Harry [to himself]

Mike: You said we. Are you back on this thing with me?
Liv: Yes, sir. I don't want to let being afraid stop me from doing what's right. If I can put my Nana in the hospital, I can do anything.

Resident Alien Season 3 Quotes

General: Why do you have a picture of a boy's chest?
Harry: Oh, that's my chest. I have been manscaping.

Working in a group like a human is not efficient. Yesterday, I spent half the day searching my email for data sequencing numbers, but all I found were fantasy football requests. If I'm going to defeat Joseph, I need to work alone like a real alien. So, I handled it exactly like a human worker would. I texted Jeff and asked him to tell the General I was sick.

Harry [to himself]