I stayed sober this year for 365 days, and that is no small miracle. And I can't take credit for it. These steps, these rooms, you people, you carried me through.

Amelia

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My swimmers beat the big bad, IUD. Seriously, I'm like Michael Phelps.

Cooper

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Addison: He is Zeus. He's Thor. He's Beckham.
Violet: You're mixing up your mythologies and soccer players.
Addison: He's flypaper and women are the flies.

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• Added: September 25, 2012

I could tap-dance for you. Say the words. I will slap two tacks on the bottom of these shoes right now.

Addison

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• Added: September 25, 2012