Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Quotes
Ava: Did you get those paint samples that I sent you for my bedroom? I think it's sexy but dangerous.
Artist: Again, we do not do private residences. We're a non-profit.
Ava: Who said I was gonna pay you?
Mr. Johnson: Legacy is important. That's why my picture is hanging on the Wall of Flame for eating 50 spicy chicken wings at Wing Bowl.
Janine: Wait a second. That is you up there? I always thought that was Michael Jordan.
Mr. Johnson: I get that a lot. The only difference between that MJ and this MJ is I can hit a curve ball.
Keep me updated. This the type of excitement I need in my life. You a dork, but you messy girl.
Erica
Ava: You know if yall need to warm up my apartment can use a fresh coat of Benjamin Moore.
Mural artist: Uh, we only paint murals.
Ava: Okay, well paint an eggshell blizzard on my wall.
Hey, is that seat taken? Cause I can stand -- it builds chairacter.
Janine
Janine: I'm going to go to Bonetown with Mo and then I'm gonna break up with him.
Gregory: Well, that seems like too much information and kind of cruel.
Janine: I know, but I figure if I got to do this, I may as well be full of meat and covered in sauce.
Gregory: Oh you mean the Barbeque restaurant?
Barbara: We can hardly get parents to come to the open house. I don't think you're going to get that many at drop off.
Janine: Oh, no, I'm very good at canvassing. People always open the door for me because they think I'm a lost child.
Janine: Who's with me?
Gregory: I'll do it with you after school, Janine!
Barbara: Oooh...
Gregory: I mean, I'll get engaged with you... with the parents... we're gonna get signatures!
Times New Roman -- the most decisive of the fonts.
Jacob
Gregory: I really don't know where we go from here. We didn't get enough signatures and we need at least 500 to prove to the school board that the community is against going charter.
Ava: Hold up! All we need is signatures? That's easy. I know tons of names -- Barbara, Melissa, Jason, Marge, Homer, Peter Pan --
Gregory: Real names
Janine: Why can't you ever give me credit for a good idea?
Ava: Stop making everything about you, Janine. AVA FEST is about the kids!
This is gonna be the best show in Philly since Dru Hill sold out the Wachovia Center in '03. They were like two hours late, but Sisqo did like thirty backflips
Ava
