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Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!
Buck: Okay, listen. This is my first date with a dude. But I’m not weirded out, you know? I mean, I’m an ally. Every pride month, I put a rainbow on my Instagram, you know!
Tommy: Oh, that’s good. I guess it’s just me that makes you nervous.
Eddie: I guess you can never have enough closet space.
Tommy: Ain’t that the truth. Right, Evan?
Okay. I don’t think you’re a fraud. I just think that maybe you’re not sure of your own feelings yet. And if there’s something that you need to tell Eddie, you will. Just in your own time.
Maddie [to Buck]
Hen: Maura wasn’t just watching us sleep. She was afraid we weren’t gonna wake up.
Karen: She was trying to protect us.
Eddie: Well, you know what I think. You should call him.
Buck: Really?
Eddie: Heck yeah. He doesn’t know that you’re an idiot. Once he gets to know you and knows that you’re an idiot, he’ll love you. Like we all do.
Buck: What if he says no?
Eddie: Then he’s an idiot. Don’t walk away from something before you even know what it is.
Buck: That sounds like some good advice.
Maddie: Why are you dressed like that?
Buck: Uh, it was a themed party.
Maddie: What was it? Pastel and puke?
Buck: No, 80s. I’m Crockett. He’s Tubbs.
Eddie: He’s Tubbs. I’m Crockett. This isn’t my puke. I don’t think.
Maddie: Well, that was shameless. And unprofessional.
Josh: Who did you send?
Maddie: The closest fire company. More or less.
I guess someone's going into the sewer. I'm going into the sewer, aren't I?
Ravi
Buck: Well, listen. I think it's great, you know? You can't have enough friends, right?
Eddie: Right. You know, it's like that thing when you meet somebody, and you just click. You know what I mean?
Buck: I do. I really do.
Hen: Can you imagine? Looking your own child in the face and not recognizing him?
Athena: Yes. I can imagine it.
Eddie: How'd you talk him into this? He always says no to me.
Chimney: I have my ways.
