Monica Geller Quotes
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Phoebe: Thank you, Monica.
Joey: Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Monica: I've got a new plan now. Babies!
Chandler: Well, you're gonna need much bigger jars.
Monica: Hey, look at me! I'm making jam... been at it since 4 O'clock this morning.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Monica: Went down to the docks. Hey, betcha didn't know you can get it wholesale.
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
Monica: (Looking at potential sperm donors) Look at this guy! He's from Queens, 27, an actor. From a big family, 7 girls and he's the only... (Looks at Joey) ...boy. Oh my God, under Personal Comments, "New York Knicks rule."
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule!
Ross: (After Joey gets humus on Phoebe's dress) Don't rub it! What gets out hummus? What gets out humus?
Phoebe: Monica, Monica! You know, what gets out hummus?
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
Ross: (About Monica deciding whether to call Richard) Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Monica: Huh?
Ross: I... got... dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay.
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Rachel: What?!
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this?
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Monica: It's weird, but you know what? I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him... gross, drain hair. Ooh!
Monica: I'm just so tired of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called?!
Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.
Monica: What are you, the Memory Woman?
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine. Use my happy place. Okay, I'm just ... I'm gonna have to ask that you don't move anything in there.
Monica: Okay, I'll try not to.
Phoebe: Okay. All right, so, you're in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky.
Monica: Do you think breaking-up with him was a huge mistake?
Phoebe: Okay, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay? Just the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees...
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me. I'll bet he's fine.
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
Monica: Joey, you know, maybe you're just not used to kissing men. Maybe you just tensed up a little bit. Maybe that's what you need to work on.
Joey: Yeah, that makes sense.
(Joey looks over at Ross)
Ross: Over my dead body.
(Joey looks over at Chandler)
Chandler: And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.
