Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place. Mac: How you gonna do that? Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right? Mac: Yeah. Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do. Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor. Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.
Mac: He doesn't have any poison. Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar. Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones? Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy. Frank: And the mayo? Charlie: That's shampoo. Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches? Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.