Quotables for Week Ending March 18, 2016
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When Supergirl is talking about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, that's the slide that's in our top spot.
It's not that we condone her behavior. BUT COME ON!
Up second? A Nashville wedding. Rayna made a good point. It's about time!
There was a kiss that may or may not have meant something and a Viking funeral that wasn't on Vikings.
So much goodness. Now, get invested in these quotes of the week!!
1. Supergirl
![Red kryptonite supergirl](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--rSzjAyF9--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1456693168/red-kryptonite-supergirl.jpg)
Alex: He likes you, you like him, okay? Rebound relationships, they can work.
Kara: Name one.
Alex: Kim and Kanye.
Kara: I'm embarrassed you even know that.
2. Nashville
![Deacon and rayna nashville s4e11](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--x1Vu6YQd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457053583/deacon-and-rayna-nashville-s4e11.jpg)
Bucky: And Rayna James, you're about to marry Deacon Claybourne.
Rayna: About damn time.
3. Blindspot
![The inspector blindspot](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--1QTi7SoG--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457905995/the-inspector-blindspot.jpg)
One kiss does not mean we are romantically involved.
Weller
4. The Last Man on Earth
![Dealing with loss the last man on earth](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--i9TZqv_O--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457821123/dealing-with-loss-the-last-man-on-earth.jpg)
Phil Miller got knocked down. And this time... he did not get up again. We raise a whiskey drink. We raise a vodka drink. What a hero. And that is why today we send him off the only way that truly makes sense... a viking funeral.
Phil
5. Vikings
![Lagerthas big news vikings s4e5](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--NCrwIJZN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458301514/lagerthas-big-news-vikings-s4e5.jpg)
I would sup with the devil if he would show me how to achieve my earthly goals.
King Ecbert
6. Girls
![The rendezvous girls](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--iFmuOweM--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457824677/the-rendezvous-girls.jpg)
Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath.
Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's completely insane. And he's bow-legged. Which is disgusting.
7. Bates Motel
![Horrible actions bates motel](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--g7JKgLmA--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457903931/horrible-actions-bates-motel.jpg)
I'm just kissing you. The way I've kissed you a thousand times before. Because I love you.
Norma
8. Shameless
![A rural commune shameless](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--nJyVaj9v--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457823210/a-rural-commune-shameless.jpg)
Lip: There's some girls that look like dudes.
Ian: I'll pass.
9. How to Get Away with Murder
![The pressure mounts how to get away with murder](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--iX16JxpV--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458181376/the-pressure-mounts-how-to-get-away-with-murder.jpg)
Annalise: Don't you ever feel like it's all too hard?
Ophelia: Anna Mae, the reason why you feel it's too hard is because you're trying to do it all alone.
10. Vinyl
![Poaching known talent vinyl](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--U-3s8AKD--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457823560/poaching-known-talent-vinyl.jpg)
Clark: I almost signed Alice Cooper!
Julie: And I almost fucked Peggy Lee, but I ended up jackin' off instead.
11. Family Guy
![Tv fanatic placeholder](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--9IagzSir--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1705522927/tv-fanatic-placeholder.jpg)
Here, we brought you guys an orchid from Trader Joe's, because we don't know or care about any of your interests.
Peter
12. Quantico
![Newfound skills quantico](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--dvK3sc9Z--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457823913/newfound-skills-quantico.jpg)
Alex: For someone with a bomb strapped to their chest, you are thinking straight.
Natalie: I was always better than you.
13. Bitten
![Elena learns the truth bitten](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--x1p7FmgW--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457301951/elena-learns-the-truth-bitten.jpg)
You've given me something to fight for above just Pack rules, and I'm not going to let Roman take that away from me. I'm not going to let him take you away from me.
Jeremy
14. Gotham
![Dont do it gotham season 2 episode 14](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--5yREARXa--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457107320/dont-do-it-gotham-season-2-episode-14.jpg)
Guns aren't for show, Bruce, and they aren't for protection. They're only for one thing.
Selina
15. Scorpion
![Bad blood scorpion](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--J5Bs_Pyt--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457891759/bad-blood-scorpion.jpg)
Toby: First thing when you want to get something out of someone - make them comfortable. Don't say anything blunt or harsh. In other words, Happy, don't be yourself.
Happy: I'd be offended if it wasn't so true.
16. Major Crimes
![Mark hickman major crimes](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--otIzTJOd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457902800/mark-hickman-major-crimes.jpg)
Patrice: Louie, you look amazing.
Provenza: Well, that's because... I'm amazed.
17. Lucifer
![Together again lucifer season 1 episode 8](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4SBzqTMd--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457746608/together-again-lucifer-season-1-episode-8.jpg)
Chloe: You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people.
Lucifer: It can't hurt to try.
18. The Magicians
![Haunting visions the magicians](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--LG3l9Lzo--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457903425/haunting-visions-the-magicians.jpg)
Quentin: There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love.
Penny: You will never be a man.
19. Younger
![Saved by a hero younger](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--qmaZHP7t--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458081560/saved-by-a-hero-younger.jpg)
Liza: I can't believe he's talking about eating me and my bosses are just laughing along like it's 1960.
Maggie: See? It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.
20. New Girl
![Winston bishop picture](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--4VvZw7_c--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1371228631/winston-bishop-picture.png)
It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.
Winston
21. Rizzoli & Isles
![Keeping jane safe rizzoli and isles](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--xemKMAof--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457909654/keeping-jane-safe-rizzoli-and-isles.jpg)
Maura: You're drinking four shots of espresso?
Jane: Only because this cup doesn't hold five.
22. Grey's Anatomy
![Thrown for a loop greys anatomy](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--1sEUanOB--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457307443/thrown-for-a-loop-greys-anatomy.jpg)
Once a month, a rescue group brings in a bunch of puppies for the kids. It's good for morale and healing and crap.
Alex
23. The Americans
![Survelliance team the americans s4e1](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--hhZVpUrb--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458098635/survelliance-team-the-americans-s4e1.jpg)
Look, Paige, as unusual as this is, and I am used to hearing secrets, do you think your parents might be open to coming in and talking about this?
Pastor Tim
24. NCIS
![Tv fanatic placeholder](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--9IagzSir--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1705522927/tv-fanatic-placeholder.jpg)
Bishop: I was thinking. Anyone who would make you a seven-layer burrito on a weekday before work....that is love.
McGee: I was thinking the same thing.
25. Shades of Blue
![Trusting agent stahl shades of blue](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--YkXXJLUg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1458094491/trusting-agent-stahl-shades-of-blue.jpg)
We get to test the theory that cops make the best criminals.
Wozniak
26. NCIS: New Orleans
![Brody sees a connection ncis new orleans](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--XLDrCk8x--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457908216/brody-sees-a-connection-ncis-new-orleans.jpg)
Percy: Well, you *are* the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.
Sebastian: I don't say that. The evidence does.
27. Agents of SHIELD
![Coulson must team up agents of shield](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Al6wLYwX--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457303944/coulson-must-team-up-agents-of-shield.jpg)
Grant Ward will serve my needs until we're ready.
Hive
28. Rosewood
![Intimate knowledge rosewood](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Gz-h27Iz--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457306066/intimate-knowledge-rosewood.jpg)
Rosie you may have fans, but Anita has a fan club.
Anita
29. Criminal Minds
![Derek wants answers criminal minds](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--YQtsT6bg--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457995265/derek-wants-answers-criminal-minds.jpg)
Lucky I'm sane, after all I've been through. Life's been good to me so far - Joe Walsh.
Morgan
30. Colony
![A high value target colony](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--1mRP2qGt--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457312788/a-high-value-target-colony.jpg)
Snyder: They're destroying our city. Again. What's the point of killing people who had nothing to do with this?
Helena: Retribution. They're reminding us of who is the bug and who is the kid with the magnifying glass.
31. Scandal
![Fending for themselves scandal](https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--hJ7tB9d3--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1457308048/fending-for-themselves-scandal.jpg)
I got money. Republican money. And just like dating, I wanna spend it on the girl who's gonna put out for me. You gonna put out for me, Mellie Grant, or we just gonna rub our jeans together?
Hollis