Archer Quotes from "Baby Shower"
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Check out quotes from "Archer Vice: Baby Shower" now and try not to laugh out loud.
We dare you!
1. Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny...
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Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!
2. You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own...
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You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!
3. Well, if by sham you mean...sham...
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Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...
4. No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.
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Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.
5. I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!
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I don't wanna read about Kenny Loggins. I wanna read about K-LOG!
Kenny Loggins
6. WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give...
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WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.
Malory
7. Goddamn, Shawshank!
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Cyril: If you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your eyes till you are blind.
Ray: Goddamn, Shawshank!
8. I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny...
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I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins.
9. Jim Messina is a genius and without him? No Poco.
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Jim Messina is a genius and without him? No Poco.
10. Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.
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Archer: There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is going to be registered under his own name.
Pam: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.
11. Meh...don't worry about it.
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Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.
12. Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!
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Archer: Pam...Pam...
Pam: Whaaat?!
Archer: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!
13. Will do!!
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Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!
14. Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that...
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Cyril, shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league, that impregnating her would have basically been interspecies breeding, and get on with your life!
15. Wait, that was a hootenanny?
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Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?
16. Jesus, these taste like calluses!
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Jesus, these taste like calluses!
17. You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!
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You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!
Malory
18. I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
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Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day
19. Man, I am blowing this jug!
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Man, I am blowing this jug!