"A Fishbowl Full Of Glass Eyes"

Is Walden ready to date again? He meets a beautiful British woman on this episode of Two and a Half Men.

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"Frodo's Headshots"

Alan ends up in a mental hospital on Two and a Half Men this week, as Gary Busey guest stars as himself.

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"Thank You For The Intercourse"

Walden's redecorates this week. But the move sends Alan over the edge on Two and a Half Men.

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"The Squat and Hover"

Walden receives divorce papers this week. He then meets a woman who resembles his ex.

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"Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"

Jake crushes on his teacher this week, but there's a problem: she crushes on Walden.

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"Giant Cat Holding Churro"

Walden tries to cheer Alan up this week. How so? By throwing him a bikini party, of course.

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"Nine Magic Fingers"

Walden is on a mission this week. Where is Mrs. Right? She must be around somewhere!

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"Big Girls Don't Throw Dog Food"

Alan hangs out with Jake this week and realizes: his son isn't exactly so smart.

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"People Who Love Peepholes"

It's the second half of the Two and a Half Mn season premiere event. We meet Walden's ex-wife this week.

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"Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"

Perhaps you've heard the news: Charlie Sheen is out and Ashton Kutcher is in. We meet the latter's character on this season premiere.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket