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South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralYou guys, shouldn't you be out shopping for my birthday present?...
Cartman: You guys, shouldn't you be out shopping for my birthday present?
Kyle: Here Jesus, drink these raw eggs.
Jesus: No way dude!
Chef: I-I-I cant! I can't hit Jesus Christ! My mother will never speak to me again!
Stan: But you're his fighting partner Chef!
Kyle: Yeah! You have to hit him!
Jesus: Satan must be defeated Chef! Please help me train.
Chef: Ok, but I'm just gonna tap you alright?
Jesus: Give it your best shot! (Chef punches Jesus on the face) Oh!
Chef: Oh god in heaven! What have I done?
Jesus: Anybody got the number of that truck?
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- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Chef, Jesus
- Episode:
- South Park Season 1 Episode 10: "Damien"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, Chef Quotes, Jesus Quotes, South Park Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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