You guys can't get welfare. Uh, yeah, we can. No, you can't....

Mac: You guys can't get welfare.
Dee: Uh, yeah, we can.
Mac: No, you can't. They don't give it to any jackass that walks in here. It's reserved for people who need it, okay?
Charlie: That's true...
Mac: Drug addicts. Mentally disabled. People with dependents, that sort of thing...


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Characters:
Charlie Kelly, Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds, Mac
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Dennis

Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
Charlie: That's why I did it.
Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
Sweet Dee: How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Dennis: Why would you do this to us, dad?
Frank: Because you're crackheads, children.

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