Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna...
J.D.: I do have three questions though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 John Dorian, Chief Resident business cards (Throws the cards in the air, and falls to the floor)?!
Dr. Cox: Yeah, Scarlet, you're Chief Resident too.
J.D.: Ehh - what now?
Dr. Cox: Well, I figured with her being ridiculously booksmart to the point of where she has almost no interpersonal skills and you being as warm and cuddly as an unpotty trained Labra-doodle and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an unpotty trained Labra-doodle, together the two of you make one barely-passable doctor...slash Labra-doodle.
- Characters:
- J.D., Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2: "My Office"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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