Harper: Are you taking that side of the bed. I sleep on that side of the bed.
Ethan: Is it a big deal?
Harper: Yeah, I want to sleep on that side of the bed.
Ethan: Okay, I'll sleep over there.
Harper: I think that's better. Also, they're so touchy-feely, right? It feels performative. Like, who does that?
Ethan: Happily married couples?
Harper: Couples who have been married five years, no way. It feels fake.
Ethan: You are so quick to judge people.
Harper: Yeah, people that brag about taking helicopters to the Hamptons and being friends with Jeff Bezos. I mean...
Ethan: Look, Cameron is the kind of guy who if you can put up with him for five minutes, you can put up with him forever, He is consistent.
Harper: A consistent douche?
Ethan: Yeah, he's crazy. It's funny.
Harper: Was he like that in college?
Ethan: Way worse.
Harper: Why were you even friends with him?
Ethan: We weren't friends. We were roommates and you know how it is, you kind of become friends, and now we're friends.
Harper: At some point, he is going to approach you with some kind of money-making scheme, or some kindof favor, or something. There's a reason they invited us here. That's my prediction, so we'll see.
Ethan: Can you just please try to make an effort or this is going to be a very awkward week.
Harper: When do I ever make things awkward?