We have a criminal emergency on our hands. Someone planted a gat...
Leslie: We have a criminal emergency on our hands. Someone planted a gateway drug in the community garden.
Ron: Call the cops.
Leslie: Then it will leak to the press. Then there will be an investigation, and they'll find my fingerprints on the manure, and then we'll lose our funding.
Ron: You don't have funding.
Leslie: We never will if this gets out.
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- Characters:
- Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson
- Episode:
- Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2: "The Stakeout"
- Show:
- Parks and Recreation
- Related Quotes:
- Leslie Knope Quotes, Ron Swanson Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi
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