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The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXWe both want a fair union contract. Why is Mr. Burns being so...
Mr. Burns: We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle, wink)
Homer: (thinking) Aaahh! Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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- Characters:
- Homer Simpson, Mr. Burns
- Episode:
- The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 17: "Last Exit to Springfield"
- Show:
- The Simpsons
- Related Quotes:
- Homer Simpson Quotes, Mr. Burns Quotes, The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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