There's nothing like a wedding to screw up a family. Well in ...
Luke: There's nothing like a wedding to screw up a family.
Lorelai: Well in my case, there's nothing like a family to screw up a family.
Luke: It starts out all very nice, two people promising to be together forever, I'll die when you die, my life meant nothing till you used my toothbrush. Then you start planning the wedding. Aunt Junie's allergic to milk. Uncle Momo's off his meds...
Lorelai: Junie and Momo?
Luke: They're names.
Lorelai: Of a retired circus couple?
Luke: Then the ceremony's a disaster, a ring is lost, someone can't sit there with their ex, someone's drunk, someone's sleeping with someone else's wife, and somone's walked off with a gift or two.
Lorelai: You know, the Gettysburg Address was only one page long. And that was about a war.
- Characters:
- Lorelai Gilmore, Luke Danes
- Episode:
- Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 2: "Hammers And Veils"
- Show:
- Gilmore Girls
- Related Quotes:
- Lorelai Gilmore Quotes, Luke Danes Quotes, Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes, Gilmore Girls Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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