(Talking about death) I think it's like a game of dodge ball. Th...
J.D.: (Talking about death) I think it's like a game of dodge ball. There's a lot of chaos and screaming and you know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid who already has underarm hair. But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose you get a sense that something could actually happen if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers.
Dr. Cox: Holy cow. I'm so sorry. I guess for my part, I think death is a whole lot like that story, quite frankly, but if there is a God, it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.
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- Characters:
- J.D., Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13: "My Philosophy"
- Show:
- Scrubs
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- J.D. Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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