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The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSimon Helberg Quotes
That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
Howard
I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.
Howard
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
Bernadette: I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.
Howard: It's not just the wig, it's pinning her hair up, it's putting on her eyebrows...it's a two person job.
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